Wendy's Frosties and Chill Drivers

     I was going to do a post on why Japan is so crazy (check back later, we'll see how I feel after I nap), but I must talk about my experience this afternoon.
     So, I'm headed out to get some gas for my car, when I notice that I have one coupon left for a free frosty from Wendy's (for those of you that don't know, Wendy's does a charity promotion every year leading up to halloween where a $1 donation gets you a coupon book with 5 free frosties). And of course, I'm like, "Bitchin'". So after I put in 10 gallons I drive over to the nearby Wendy's. After washing my hands (because gasoline is wildly carcinogenic), I redeemed this coupon. You're supposed to get a "Junior" size, but the guy gives me a Small. And once again, I'm like, "Bitchin'".
    Now I'm going to digress. First of all, I bet frosty sales have doubled since they introduced vanilla a few years back. Also, this program is highly ineffectual. I bet Wendy's loses more money from giving out free frosties than they give to charity. I bet they hedged their bets and hoped that only making the coupons valid during the winter would decrease the percentage redeemed.
    When it comes to free food, Wendy's underestimated me. And America.
     Anyway, I'm leaving the little strip mall area and need to take a right turn. I try to get on the right side of this car thats going straight, but the lane is too narrow. Then, she pulls up a little to let me through, then backs up afterward. I give her a thumbs up and she returns it.
     I want to marry a girl like that. It was a good day.