I'm Back.

Okay, so I've neglected posting for a month. What are you, my mom? Back off.

Anyway, I've been too preoccupied with finals and napping and things like that, and haven't had too much time to just sit and think about things that I would like to yell at online USING THE ROYAL CAPSLOCK VOICE.

But I have some ideas now. Government class has been progressing well, and so I'd like to write a post about why the House of Commons in Britain is way more fun than Congress here. Spoiler, its because they have a giant golden mace and yell at each other. HOWEVER, expect that a little later.

Another post to come post-olympics: the most surprising gold medalists. I have little doubt that some guy from Panama will win gold in figure skating or some shit. You know, something like that always happens. On that note, please pray for the safety of the olympics; its in a rough area, and has been threatened by Chechen secessionists. The olympics are particularly important as a show of global unity; it would be a terrible shame if there were to be an attack.

I don't know what guy on the olympic committee decided that it would be a good idea to hold the olympics a few hundred miles from Chechnya, but I digress.

Anyway, I'm here, still posting, just FYI. Expect actual things to happen again soon.